My Bloody Valentine

“Sadly, this isn’t the Kevin Shields biopic we’ve all been waiting for. Instead we’ve got a curiously faithful remake of the no-budget 1981 Canadian slasher flick that was perhaps best left ignored on VHS shelves ages ago. It’s strictly paint- by-numbers, puritanical kill-the-horny-kids garbage, with the usual Freudian minefield of vengeful penetrations.” – Philadelphia Weekly, 01/21/2009

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