Friday The 13th

“The biggest difference here isn’t in the sleek production values, silicone boobs and distinct air of Hollywood fakery you’d never find in the original porny efforts. It’s that Bay and Nipsel zero in on their target audience for ridicule. Nerds and Star Wars fanboys die miserably in this picture. They’re caught masturbating and are eviscerated.” – Philadelphia Weekly, 02/18/2009

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