“Eventually, the emotional history and fascinating cross-cultural minutiae boils down to the handsome Jedi wondering if the hot French chick wants to have sex with him. Mills needs to look up from the lint that’s collected in his navel. He’s a clear talent behind the camera, but there’s not a lot of story here.” – The Improper Bostonian, 06/29/2011

“The AMC Boston Common ran our press screening with a busted center sound channel. They also carelessly left the 3-D filter over the lens, blurring and distorting the image. I gave up, pulled my hat down over my face and took a nap long before the pre-show trivia and word-scramble slides wound up projected over Malick’s magnum opus.” – The Improper Bostonian, 06/15/2011

“Minor Herzog. Not until its final reel does it take flight the way his best pictures do. Here we see that toxic backwash from a neighboring nuclear power plant has spawned a breed of mutant, albino alligators. Their connection to the Chauvet cave is tenuous, but these pale, sickly creatures send our narrator into pontification overdrive.” – The Improper Bostonian, 06/01/2011