In what will come as a surprise to nobody, Blake and I are talking about The Godfather again. In celebration of the film’s fiftieth anniversary, we gush once more about the pinnacle of American studio filmmaking and how if made today it would probably be a crummy Netflix series. We also goof on that trailer for The Offer and pitch our own Enzo The Baker spinoff. – One Heat Minute, 02/07/2022
Category Archives: Podcasts
ONE HEAT MINUTE RUM AND RANT #39: THE FINAL BELL
On a special Patreon subscriber exclusive my buddy Blake Howard and I discuss the dubious merits of Sylvester Stallone’s pandemic project, the re-edited and robot-free Rocky IV: Rocky Vs. Drago. But mostly we keep coming back to our affection for Sly’s hilariously narcissistic, meathead philosophizing in the accompanying making-of documentary. – One Heat Minute, 11/26/2021
WATCH WITH JEN SEASON 2 – EPISODE 39: MICHAEL DOUGLAS TRIPS OVER HIS DICK
Had a lot of laughs with my friend Jen Johans talking about Michael Douglas’ reign as Hollywood’s most virile avatar of threatened masculinity. We cover the persecuted cocksman trifecta of Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct and Disclosure, as well has his late-career comeuppance in the underseen indie Solitary Man. Also much discussion of nightclub sweaters. – Watch With Jen, 09/18/2021
ZODIAC: CHRONICLE – VIRGO PT. 1
Honored to have been called in for duty on the latest installment of Blake Howard’s Zodiac podcast, discussing the cinematic hall of mirrors during the Dirty Harry scene in David Fincher’s magnum opus. Other guests on the episode include the film’s screenwriter James Vanderbilt, co-star John Carroll Lynch and my old drinking buddy Danny Bowes. – Zodiac: Chronicle, 08/14/2021
ONE HEAT MINUTE RUM AND RANT #27: REMEMBERING RAIDERS
Celebrating the 40th anniversary of one of the few perfect movies, my buddy Blake Howard and I waxed nostalgic on this Patreon subscriber exclusive remembering Raiders Of The Lost Ark. We discuss how deftly the screenplay layers in backstory and confess to our childhood crushes on a certain tomboy bartender in an evening gown. – One Heat Minute, 06/21/2021
ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MINUTES BONUS EPISODE: THESE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT GUYS
Just when he thought he was out, breaking news compelled my buddy Blake Howard to revive his podcast so we could discuss the unfathomable idiocy of Donald Trump’s call commanding Georgia’s Secretary of State to commit election fraud. We also talked about The Irishman and Godfather III, because that’s what Blake and I do. – All The President’s Minutes, 01/04/2021
INCREMENT VICE: EPISODE #43
Thrilled to join Travis Woods on his podcast breaking down Paul Thomas Anderson’s adaptation of Thomas Pynchon’s Inherent Vice. We discuss “the sea of memory and forgetfulness, the years of promise, gone and unrecoverable” and how the movie has more in common with Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas than just an attorney played by Benicio Del Toro. – Increment Vice, 10/09/2020
WATCH WITH JEN & FRIENDS: EPISODE #39

Had a great time sitting in with the delightful Jen Johans on Watch With Jen & Friends. We talked about the awkwardness of Jen being the only girl in her high school class who had a crush on Robert De Niro and then the conversation kept coming back to the Michael Douglas film Disclosure for some reason, which neither of us has seen. – Watch With Jen & Friends, 09/29/2020
CONTENGEN: DAY 4
For his new podcast my One Heat Minute buddy Blake Howard has been calling film critic pals around the world to chat for ten minutes about life in isolation during the COVID-19 crisis. We discuss social distancing, drive-ins and our usual bullshit. I don’t think we shared much in the way of useful information but it sure was good to hear from a friend. – ConTENgen, 03/21/2020
ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MINUTES: EPISODE #16
Sat in with my buddy Blake Howard on his latest insane endeavor, a minute-by-minute dissection of Alan J. Pakula’s 1976 classic All The President’s Men. In this episode we discuss the greatness of Jack Warden, split diopter shots, cigarette ashes and that time I watched Robert Redford watch a Dick Cheney documentary. Follow the money. – All The President’s Minutes, 03/09/2020