“A tawdry, ten-hour miniseries about the making of The Godfather that’s so hilariously full of shit I can’t take my eyes off it. Normally I like to say there should be no such things as guilty pleasures, and if any work of art brings you enjoyment in this cold, rotten world you’ve got no reason to be ashamed of that. But we’ll make an exception for The Offer.” – North Shore Movies, 06/16/2022
Category Archives: Reviews
THE RACE TO ALASKA
“Refreshingly irreverent, boasting a more eccentric cast of characters than you’re used to seeing in nature adventure documentaries. That’s probably because you’ve got to be at least a little bit crazy to want to compete in the event in the first place. First prize is ten thousand dollars cash, nailed to a tree at the finish line. Second prize is a set of steak knives.” – North Shore Movies, 06/14/2022
JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION
“Trevorrow’s inexplicably popular 2015 Jurassic World proceeded from the notion that jaded theme park audiences had grown bored with these majestic creatures, so it makes a sad sort of sense that the filmmakers would eventually as well. Jurassic World Dominion is a dinosaur movie with no particular interest in dinosaurs. The animals serve mainly as nuisances.” – North Shore Movies, 06/10/2022
A SEXPLANATION
“An ebullient, well-meaning celebration of sex-positivity, if a little thin. Liu’s trying to counterbalance a culture dominated by Puritanical finger-wagging and slut-shaming, but his approach is also tediously one-note and tends to sap all the danger and mystery from human sexuality, defanging the desires that we often allow to run, and sometimes ruin, our lives.” – North Shore Movies, 06/06/2022
BENEDICTION
“Director Terence Davies’ splendidly scripted, boldly stylized biopic of the early 20th-century war poet Siegfried Sassoon is a movie madly in love with words in all their pleasures and poisons. It’s about words as weapons, how they can prick and protect and give us places to hide. This is a fine film to watch but an even more enjoyable one to listen to.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 06/03/2022
FIRE ISLAND
“It’s a kick to watch these characters sashay their way through Austen’s timeless tale with margaritas in hand, peppering the traditional rom-com trappings with some spectacularly naughty banter. Fire Island is proudly, indefatigably dirty in ways that movies about minorities are often too timid to be, weighed down by the burdens of representation and role models.” – North Shore Movies, 06/03/2022
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
“You’ll find bits and pieces of a lot of his previous films in this one, which feels like a cross between a greatest hits album and a grand summation of conversations Cronenberg has been having with audiences since the 1970s. It’s all played as a horny, poker-faced comedy of manners, trying to get you turned on and grossed out at the same time.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 06/01/2022
TOP GUN: MAVERICK
“Outrageously entertaining, boasting the most exquisitely choreographed action sequences since Mad Max: Fury Road. The movie, like its main character, is a relic from another era, somehow still buzzing the tower of a world that’s passed it by. This is the kind of massively-scaled, old-fashioned crowd-pleaser you probably thought Hollywood forgot how to make.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 05/26/2022
EMERGENCY
“Dávila’s script won the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award at Sundance, I’m guessing on the strength of this premise. Their journey across campus is like a frat comedy remake of The Wages Of Fear, except instead of transporting nitroglycerin through the jungle they’re carrying a passed-out white girl across an ocean of privilege, which might be even more dangerous.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 05/19/2022
MONTANA STORY
“Pained monologues are delivered, pondering the ruins of the white man’s settler colonialism while the minority characters nonetheless remain on the margins, speaking like sentient fortune cookies. It’s all very staid and reverential and rather annoyingly enamored of its own importance. But I’ll tell you, that Haley Lu Richardson sure can pluck a chicken.” – North Shore Movies, 05/19/2022









