“Garbage, reminiscent of the fly-by-night comic flicks companies like New Line used to crank out in the nineties. But honestly, I’d rather sit through one of these Sony B-movie bootlegs than another bloated, 165-minute Marvel epic that cost $200 million and wastes a cast full of Academy Award winners and then everyone gets mad if you don’t pretend like it’s a real movie.” – North Shore Movies, 02/15/2024