“A giddy, sensory-overloaded roller-coaster revved up on its own absurdity. It’s outrageously stupid and enormously entertaining, with Bay keeping multiple cameras whizzing and whirling around from every conceivable angle, fully understanding if that we stop to think about anything for more than five seconds the whole movie will collapse like a house of cards.” – North Shore Movies, 04/10/2022
Category Archives: Reviews
ALINE
“This is an odd and unsettling film that despite its fundamental strangeness still somehow never manages to be all that interesting. Lemercier’s insane stunt is in the service of a by-the-numbers biopic that checks off all the important events in Celine Dion’s life – oops, I meant Aline Dieu’s – without having much of an angle on any of them.” – North Shore Movies, 04/07/2022
ALL THE OLD KNIVES
“Pine is excellent as the lovelorn, regretful rogue, even if most of Metz’s direction seems to be for him and Newton to gaze at each other across the table as ‘sexfully’ as possible. It’s the kind of role you could see Redford playing 40 years ago in a movie that would’ve had a larger scale and a few more big twists. Still, this is a four-star film for turtleneck fetishists.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 04/07/2022
THE CONTRACTOR
“What began as a drama about the plight of our veterans veers off into nonsense. All the evocative details about post-military life in America are dumped in favor of improbable machine gun battles in bustling, European locales where henchmen can’t hit the side of a barn. It’s like if Coming Home suddenly shape-shifted into a Liam Neeson revenge picture.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 04/07/2022
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
“You’re not going to find a film more aptly titled than Everything Everywhere All At Once. This madcap, maximalist opus from writer-directors Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert is an exhilarating, exhausting experience. Frantic, philosophical and seriously silly, it’s entirely too much of a movie about how the world can feel like entirely too much. Especially these days.” – WBUR’s The ARTery, 03/31/2022
INFINITE STORM
“Szumowska takes a workmanlike approach to the survival sequences, for the most part trudging along through poor visibility, with Watts tripping over things once in a while or falling into holes. The film was shot in Slovenia, and area viewers will note with some amusement that the extensive exteriors bear not even a passing resemblance to the Granite State.” – North Shore Movies, 03/23/2022
X
“A much better Texas Chainsaw Massacre tribute than that wretched thing on Netflix last month and way smarter about slasher movies than the recent Scream sequel, writer-director Ti West’s X is a deliciously grisly entertainment existing on a level of craft well above most multiplex offerings, genre or otherwise. It’s smart filmmaking, blessedly content to be a blast.” – North Shore Movies, 03/18/2022
THE OUTFIT
“If only they knew when to leave well enough alone. Alas, Moore is so hell bent on ripping the rug out from underneath the audience he winds up negating everything we’ve been emotionally invested in for the sake of silly shock value. You should go see it and leave five minutes early, because the surprise ending is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.” – North Shore Movies, 03/18/2022
PANAMA
“It’s become increasingly depressing to watch Gibson giving his all in such sorry vehicles, making it hard not to reflect on the brilliant career he couldn’t help himself from ruining with his loathsome personality. Considering the talent involved, Panama feels like a dreadful squandering of resources, but at least nobody appears to have wasted much money.” – North Shore Movies, 03/18/2022
THE BATMAN
“A darker, even grittier reboot of many already dark and gritty reboots, The Batman is seriously serious business, sorely lacking in levity or light switches. This very special episode of CSI: Gotham tries to mimic all the moves from David Fincher’s Seven, but has more in common with junky ‘90s knockoffs like The Bone Collector and Kiss The Girls.” – North Shore Movies, 03/03/2022









